The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life, finally retired.
At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all
the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as
he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs.
Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?!?"
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that
could possibly help you sleep!" She reached out and patted the young
Doctor's knee.
"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it
in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter
drinks... And believe me, it helps me sleep at night!"
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